今天下樓送媽米上班的時候，媽米在一樓把她放下，媽米說小鬼會自己走下樓。
結果小鬼突然往一樓大門外面衝，然後向左彎跑到行人道上，外面隔著行人走道就是繁忙的大馬路，車子超多而且都開得很快。
媽米被小鬼突然的舉動給嚇了一大跳，媽米穿著制服和工作包包鞋，邊大叫 "Choffy~~~!!" 邊追出去。
而我則呆呆的站在電梯口，不知如何反應。
她們兩個消失了兩秒鐘後，正當我把手上的東西放在管理員的桌上要追出去的時候，媽米已經把她給抓回來了。
媽米心有餘悸的一邊罵她一邊打她的小屁屁，而管理伯伯則說: "要綁起來啦!"
我還記得媽米要開車上路時把窗戶搖下來跟我們說再見，媽米那時的表情很呆滯，還是一付驚魂未定的樣子。
晚上媽米回來時，跟我說今天早上差一點就再也見不到小鬼了，好危險喔！
這跟我那晚在機場等媽米的時候一樣，我放小鬼下來想讓她上廁所，結果她突然往大馬路上衝，還好那時是晚上十二點，路上沒有車，而且她還跑得很快，讓我差點追不到她。
嚇死我了。
I am sorry, please forgive me, thank you, and I love you.
2008/05/29
人小鬼大
今晚跟媽米還有朋友吃完飯回家後，她熱烈的歡迎我們。
不知是不是有客人來的關係，她居然在她的小紅寶座上尿尿 ~~~ !!
天呀 她好久沒有這樣了耶。
之後媽米送客人到樓下，我就在家陪她玩丟骨頭的遊戲，我丟她撿，就這樣我們玩了大概15分鐘後她就開始喘喘喘了，後來邊玩玩就邊喝水邊休息。
媽米回來後我躺在沙發上休息，媽米則坐在旁邊吃消夜，而她就在我們兩個人身邊遊蕩。
我還不時的親她抱她還誇她: "妳還真人小鬼大耶~~"
不知是不是媽米忙著吃東西的緣故，她一直ㄍㄞㄍㄞ的對媽米叫，過一會她就突然跑到樓上去。
我以為她去找他的大骨頭了，我索性的就上樓去看看。
媽媽咪呀~~~~~~~~~~~~~
她到樓上居然在她的小藍狗窩上大了一拋便便，而且她還在尿布上留的一小粒便便 ~~~
還好她的便便不是軟的，我趕快用衛生紙善後。
之後我把目光轉到我們的床上，結果....... 媽呀 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
她還在我們的棉被上尿了一攤尿 ~~~~~~
天呀，你這個小鬼，把拔我又不是沒有跟你玩，妳媽米只是帶個客人來，送客人走後回來後吃個東西不太理妳，妳就因為這樣就生氣啦 ~~~~~~~~ ??
妳還真是個 "人小鬼大" 的小鬼靈精 ~~!!
不知是不是有客人來的關係，她居然在她的小紅寶座上尿尿 ~~~ !!
天呀 她好久沒有這樣了耶。
之後媽米送客人到樓下，我就在家陪她玩丟骨頭的遊戲，我丟她撿，就這樣我們玩了大概15分鐘後她就開始喘喘喘了，後來邊玩玩就邊喝水邊休息。
媽米回來後我躺在沙發上休息，媽米則坐在旁邊吃消夜，而她就在我們兩個人身邊遊蕩。
我還不時的親她抱她還誇她: "妳還真人小鬼大耶~~"
不知是不是媽米忙著吃東西的緣故，她一直ㄍㄞㄍㄞ的對媽米叫，過一會她就突然跑到樓上去。
我以為她去找他的大骨頭了，我索性的就上樓去看看。
媽媽咪呀~~~~~~~~~~~~~
她到樓上居然在她的小藍狗窩上大了一拋便便，而且她還在尿布上留的一小粒便便 ~~~
還好她的便便不是軟的，我趕快用衛生紙善後。
之後我把目光轉到我們的床上，結果....... 媽呀 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
她還在我們的棉被上尿了一攤尿 ~~~~~~
天呀，你這個小鬼，把拔我又不是沒有跟你玩，妳媽米只是帶個客人來，送客人走後回來後吃個東西不太理妳，妳就因為這樣就生氣啦 ~~~~~~~~ ??
妳還真是個 "人小鬼大" 的小鬼靈精 ~~!!
2008/05/26
2008/05/24
Timmy 脖子上的瘤
今天本來要要帶她去結紮的，但是媽米說要在考慮別的醫生看看，所以早上起來就打電話去取消。
中午吃完燒烤後，我們帶的她和 Timmy 去剛果看病，因為 Timmy 的脖子有瘤，古亭的醫生叫我們帶去剛果看看。
到了剛果門口把媽米和 Timmy 放下後，我就帶著她去找停車位，找了好久終於在快靠近河邊的大廈前找到的一個車位。
在停 parallel parking 的時候還不小心 A 到前面的車子，靠，生平第一次 A 到別人的車。
下車看看沒事後我就帶著她穿過社區的小巷往河邊去。
走了一陣子，穿過河堤的柵欄，終於到了以前每天坐交通車看到的河堤邊。
那裏有人打籃球，也有人騎單車。
我就帶她在草坪上走了一陣子。
草還滿長的，不像從遠距離看上來的那個的平坦。
後來還看到有個阿伯往草裡吐痰，碼的，希望我的小鬼別踩到！
媽米結束後，我們一家人再開車去大賣場買食品。
醫生一摸就說是個良性的瘤，而且不只一個。
他說他一摸就摸出來了，怎麼會是脂肪瘤呢？
他還認識古亭的那位醫生，還蠻熟的呢，哈哈，還說那個古亭的醫師怎麼摸不出來呢？
他還說 Timmy 太肥了，要減肥。
車停在大賣場後我們先去旁邊的鋼琴店看電子鋼琴。
我把她放到我的提袋裡背在我的右肩，Timmy 則待在外出籠裡讓媽米用手提著。
我們走進店裡時，裡面的兩個店員一臉錯愕的看著我們，問我們有甚麼事。
靠，來你們店裡就是要來看鋼琴的呀，不然我們來幹嘛？
甚麼態度！
後來她們說電子鋼琴沒有展示品，只有目錄，所以我們一下就離開了，因為媽米說目錄去網站上面看就好了。
之後我們回到大賣場去買冷凍食品。
就這樣，我們第一次帶著兔子 (Rabby那時在家) 和小鬼一起逛大賣場。
回家後我幫她洗澡，因為怕草裡有蟲。
中午吃完燒烤後，我們帶的她和 Timmy 去剛果看病，因為 Timmy 的脖子有瘤，古亭的醫生叫我們帶去剛果看看。
到了剛果門口把媽米和 Timmy 放下後，我就帶著她去找停車位，找了好久終於在快靠近河邊的大廈前找到的一個車位。
在停 parallel parking 的時候還不小心 A 到前面的車子，靠，生平第一次 A 到別人的車。
下車看看沒事後我就帶著她穿過社區的小巷往河邊去。
走了一陣子，穿過河堤的柵欄，終於到了以前每天坐交通車看到的河堤邊。
那裏有人打籃球，也有人騎單車。
我就帶她在草坪上走了一陣子。
草還滿長的，不像從遠距離看上來的那個的平坦。
後來還看到有個阿伯往草裡吐痰，碼的，希望我的小鬼別踩到！
媽米結束後，我們一家人再開車去大賣場買食品。
醫生一摸就說是個良性的瘤，而且不只一個。
他說他一摸就摸出來了，怎麼會是脂肪瘤呢？
他還認識古亭的那位醫生，還蠻熟的呢，哈哈，還說那個古亭的醫師怎麼摸不出來呢？
他還說 Timmy 太肥了，要減肥。
車停在大賣場後我們先去旁邊的鋼琴店看電子鋼琴。
我把她放到我的提袋裡背在我的右肩，Timmy 則待在外出籠裡讓媽米用手提著。
我們走進店裡時，裡面的兩個店員一臉錯愕的看著我們，問我們有甚麼事。
靠，來你們店裡就是要來看鋼琴的呀，不然我們來幹嘛？
甚麼態度！
後來她們說電子鋼琴沒有展示品，只有目錄，所以我們一下就離開了，因為媽米說目錄去網站上面看就好了。
之後我們回到大賣場去買冷凍食品。
就這樣，我們第一次帶著兔子 (Rabby那時在家) 和小鬼一起逛大賣場。
回家後我幫她洗澡，因為怕草裡有蟲。
2008/05/22
帶Timmy去看病
下班後跟媽米帶著 Timmy 和不甘寂寞的小鬼一起去古亭的獸醫院，因為媽米再幫 Timmy 洗澡時發現他的脖子有個瘤。
因為下雨，所以我們決定開車去。
把車停在師大地下停車場後，我們就放她下來跟我們一起走路去師大夜市先去吃飯。
本來要去吃韓國燒烤的，但是人太多了，所以媽米帶我們去別家吃炒飯。
Timmy 在外出籠裡放在地上，小鬼則在外出帶裡，頭露了出來，被放在媽米旁邊的椅子上。
我們在吃飯時她不時的哀哀叫，好像叫我們放她出來。
吃完後我們就走路去醫院，我跟她在大廳等她們看病。
醫生說好像是脂肪瘤，但是為了保險起見，建議我們去剛果請醫生照個 X 光再鑑定一下。
他說要讓 Timmy 多吃草。
看完病後，我們就回家了。
因為有下雨，所以我們就幫她洗了個澡。
因為下雨，所以我們決定開車去。
把車停在師大地下停車場後，我們就放她下來跟我們一起走路去師大夜市先去吃飯。
本來要去吃韓國燒烤的，但是人太多了，所以媽米帶我們去別家吃炒飯。
Timmy 在外出籠裡放在地上，小鬼則在外出帶裡，頭露了出來，被放在媽米旁邊的椅子上。
我們在吃飯時她不時的哀哀叫，好像叫我們放她出來。
吃完後我們就走路去醫院，我跟她在大廳等她們看病。
醫生說好像是脂肪瘤，但是為了保險起見，建議我們去剛果請醫生照個 X 光再鑑定一下。
他說要讓 Timmy 多吃草。
看完病後，我們就回家了。
因為有下雨，所以我們就幫她洗了個澡。
2008/05/15
2008/05/14
片刻
These will stay with me, for the rest of my life, until I pass away.
These are my true memories, as they did occur.
I will always remember them, as they occurred vividly.
Regret or not, I will look back from time to time.
These will always be as fresh as if they just occurred.
As I know, as always, the biggest obstacle is no one else, but myself, my true self.
Relive, relive, and relive, through all these memories.
this is.................. my life.
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開著車 聽著 "蛇" "你是我的花朵" "最初的地方"
背著包 走上坡往動科所走去 大太陽 吹著風 好天氣
每天下午走去坐交通車 心裡想 何時可以開飛機 自由自在
受死料杯的氣後 寫簡訊給米米 說恨不得想快被錄取
米米回我 說會的 一定會的
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做完體檢 準備寫回郵信封時 她們說我是不是國外回來的 因為我把地址寫在信封的中央
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在實驗室裡 吹冷氣 用我的小白處理業務
褲子裡的手機響了 鈴聲是 pop corn
來電的是小黃
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那幾天去考試 坐小黃 下車後走到那棟大樓的時候
心裡有種莫名的驕傲
有一天 看到了一大群穿著洋裝 綁包包頭的考生 在那裏考試
真壯觀
下午我考完走出去時 她們也結束了
有些人還在門口拍照留念
在考試大樓裡 我見到上報的那位女孩
她旁邊的男生們很關心她 一直問她如何如何
我白天在往考場的路上也有看到她
當天在考場 小黃原來長的很男性化 有點嚴格 對遲到的人訓斥
考官長得很像李慶華 講話也像 慢吞吞的
另一位監考員很高挑 短髮戴眼鏡 像個學生
隔天考試 第一階段結束時 她問我是否有問題 我回頭 "ㄘ" 的一聲笑出來
我也不知我在笑甚麼
餐廳裡是用秤的
有電視 桌子都是圓的
還有一堆穿的制服的空姐也一起吃飯
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實驗室裡的小妹跟我聊 capt 收集勳章的事
她說電視上的那些 capt 覺得在天上可以看到很多美麗的自然景觀
還輪流讓後面的人員 一一的來看流星
面試前才做功課 發現原來沒有那麼美好
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跟趙二哥的朋友在電話裡聊了好久
他跟他老婆都是在受訓
他說只要原地踏步 就會被退
所以叫我別擔心那20年
趙二哥說
"Peter已經是個三十幾歲的人了，他應該知道簽下去後要承擔的責任，20年不是開玩笑的，他要好好考慮清楚"
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面試完 小姐跟我說小黃留停一年
她還跟我說做體檢的事 還有參加 "XX與我" 的事宜
她有看到我包包上的小飛機鑰匙圈
她問我是在福利社買的嗎
坐計程車在回家的路上 司機問我去那裏幹嘛
之後他用台語說 "嗯~ 有像 有像 會中的"
可是我那時心裡已經在猶豫了
20年 假象 作夢 十三萬 爆肝 考試 體檢 退訓
另外 還有 GMP/PICS 公司 哥哥
他說 PICS 很重要 台灣沒有人會
課已經開始了 上個禮拜蔡經理已經上了一堂了
下午四點前要跟他說我是否要上課的決定
課一上要半年 去澳洲是六月就要走 怎麼延期
我只有四個鐘頭可以決定我未來20年的生涯
不公平 不公平 不公平
他說他出錢 PICS 他認為很重要 將來有市場
搞得我心亂亂 我猶豫 一直猶豫
我那時想 萬一才剛上課 我就決定去澳洲 該怎麼跟他交代
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隔天 她打給我 說我中了
但是 我說我要先確定體檢的日期
在實驗室裡 在家裡 一直爬網 做功課
終於
星期五 吃完飯時 用手機打給代替小黃的那位小姐
她問我 是不是家庭革命失敗
我跟她說 萬一我四十歲時想去夜市擺攤 怎麼辦 走得了嗎
她說 差一點我們就是同事了
她最後祝福我
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晚上回家後 我告知米米 我的決定
她說為何事前沒有跟她商量
These are my true memories, as they did occur.
I will always remember them, as they occurred vividly.
Regret or not, I will look back from time to time.
These will always be as fresh as if they just occurred.
As I know, as always, the biggest obstacle is no one else, but myself, my true self.
Relive, relive, and relive, through all these memories.
this is.................. my life.
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開著車 聽著 "蛇" "你是我的花朵" "最初的地方"
背著包 走上坡往動科所走去 大太陽 吹著風 好天氣
每天下午走去坐交通車 心裡想 何時可以開飛機 自由自在
受死料杯的氣後 寫簡訊給米米 說恨不得想快被錄取
米米回我 說會的 一定會的
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做完體檢 準備寫回郵信封時 她們說我是不是國外回來的 因為我把地址寫在信封的中央
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在實驗室裡 吹冷氣 用我的小白處理業務
褲子裡的手機響了 鈴聲是 pop corn
來電的是小黃
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那幾天去考試 坐小黃 下車後走到那棟大樓的時候
心裡有種莫名的驕傲
有一天 看到了一大群穿著洋裝 綁包包頭的考生 在那裏考試
真壯觀
下午我考完走出去時 她們也結束了
有些人還在門口拍照留念
在考試大樓裡 我見到上報的那位女孩
她旁邊的男生們很關心她 一直問她如何如何
我白天在往考場的路上也有看到她
當天在考場 小黃原來長的很男性化 有點嚴格 對遲到的人訓斥
考官長得很像李慶華 講話也像 慢吞吞的
另一位監考員很高挑 短髮戴眼鏡 像個學生
隔天考試 第一階段結束時 她問我是否有問題 我回頭 "ㄘ" 的一聲笑出來
我也不知我在笑甚麼
餐廳裡是用秤的
有電視 桌子都是圓的
還有一堆穿的制服的空姐也一起吃飯
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實驗室裡的小妹跟我聊 capt 收集勳章的事
她說電視上的那些 capt 覺得在天上可以看到很多美麗的自然景觀
還輪流讓後面的人員 一一的來看流星
面試前才做功課 發現原來沒有那麼美好
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跟趙二哥的朋友在電話裡聊了好久
他跟他老婆都是在受訓
他說只要原地踏步 就會被退
所以叫我別擔心那20年
趙二哥說
"Peter已經是個三十幾歲的人了，他應該知道簽下去後要承擔的責任，20年不是開玩笑的，他要好好考慮清楚"
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面試完 小姐跟我說小黃留停一年
她還跟我說做體檢的事 還有參加 "XX與我" 的事宜
她有看到我包包上的小飛機鑰匙圈
她問我是在福利社買的嗎
坐計程車在回家的路上 司機問我去那裏幹嘛
之後他用台語說 "嗯~ 有像 有像 會中的"
可是我那時心裡已經在猶豫了
20年 假象 作夢 十三萬 爆肝 考試 體檢 退訓
另外 還有 GMP/PICS 公司 哥哥
他說 PICS 很重要 台灣沒有人會
課已經開始了 上個禮拜蔡經理已經上了一堂了
下午四點前要跟他說我是否要上課的決定
課一上要半年 去澳洲是六月就要走 怎麼延期
我只有四個鐘頭可以決定我未來20年的生涯
不公平 不公平 不公平
他說他出錢 PICS 他認為很重要 將來有市場
搞得我心亂亂 我猶豫 一直猶豫
我那時想 萬一才剛上課 我就決定去澳洲 該怎麼跟他交代
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隔天 她打給我 說我中了
但是 我說我要先確定體檢的日期
在實驗室裡 在家裡 一直爬網 做功課
終於
星期五 吃完飯時 用手機打給代替小黃的那位小姐
她問我 是不是家庭革命失敗
我跟她說 萬一我四十歲時想去夜市擺攤 怎麼辦 走得了嗎
她說 差一點我們就是同事了
她最後祝福我
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晚上回家後 我告知米米 我的決定
她說為何事前沒有跟她商量
2008/05/13
不便宜的牛肉麵
傍晚從律師樓出來後，在附近的一家牛肉麵叫了一碗 "半筋半肉"。
我今晚就是想吃麵。
起初我還沒有要去那家，後來想吃完飯再回家，所以又折回頭走進那家店。
店裡客人還不算少，但也不算多。
店裡味道還滿香的，淡淡的香味。
我找了個桌子坐下，店員問我想吃甚麼，我東張西望不知要點甚麼，她就指指牆上貼的 menu。
她主動問我要不要點 "半筋半肉"，我就順勢答應她，反正我也是第一次來，不知甚麼比較好吃。
看門的店員也很怪，她人站在店內，每每有人經過門口，她就會說： "請坐" ~~
可是，她的聲音不是很大聲耶，這樣路過的人誰知道她在講甚麼呀。
像我那時路過，我就看到她張個嘴 blah blah blah 的對我講一些話，我哪知道她在說個甚麼東西呀。
我在想她是在做給站在後面的老闆娘看的。
在等麵的時候，我發覺在我斜後方的一桌，有個穿著高尚的熟女在跟(好像)她的客戶吃麵 ~~ 她還蠻有氣質的 ~~ 哈哈
他們吃完在店的門口還握手道別，我在想他們是不是在談生意呀，因為那個模式還真像是談完事情後握手說再見呢，挺正式的呢。
還有，當時天氣還刮著涼風，我坐在那裏，覺得挺舒服的，邊看熟女，邊休息，那時心裡其實是很平靜的，也不知在享受甚麼，雖然當時有兩輛摩托車在我面前的馬路上擦撞，我也沒有覺得很訝異，心裡就是很平靜。
這時服務生把麵端到我面前，嗯，這碗麵的視覺還不錯，上面還灑了蔥花。
麵還可以，有Q度。
肉都是瘦的，筋也有彈性。
湯汁不會很濃，對我這個吃淡口味的人來說，它不算濃。
量算是小碗的。
但是，重點來了，我那時發覺，這碗麵的價錢居然是 ~~~~~ NT$ 160 ~~~~~!!!
碼的，還真的不便宜哩！
靠，難怪她要跟我推薦 "半筋半肉"。
最後，我把這碗全吃光了，把湯也喝個金光。
起身回家啦 ~
我今晚就是想吃麵。
起初我還沒有要去那家，後來想吃完飯再回家，所以又折回頭走進那家店。
店裡客人還不算少，但也不算多。
店裡味道還滿香的，淡淡的香味。
我找了個桌子坐下，店員問我想吃甚麼，我東張西望不知要點甚麼，她就指指牆上貼的 menu。
她主動問我要不要點 "半筋半肉"，我就順勢答應她，反正我也是第一次來，不知甚麼比較好吃。
看門的店員也很怪，她人站在店內，每每有人經過門口，她就會說： "請坐" ~~
可是，她的聲音不是很大聲耶，這樣路過的人誰知道她在講甚麼呀。
像我那時路過，我就看到她張個嘴 blah blah blah 的對我講一些話，我哪知道她在說個甚麼東西呀。
我在想她是在做給站在後面的老闆娘看的。
在等麵的時候，我發覺在我斜後方的一桌，有個穿著高尚的熟女在跟(好像)她的客戶吃麵 ~~ 她還蠻有氣質的 ~~ 哈哈
他們吃完在店的門口還握手道別，我在想他們是不是在談生意呀，因為那個模式還真像是談完事情後握手說再見呢，挺正式的呢。
還有，當時天氣還刮著涼風，我坐在那裏，覺得挺舒服的，邊看熟女，邊休息，那時心裡其實是很平靜的，也不知在享受甚麼，雖然當時有兩輛摩托車在我面前的馬路上擦撞，我也沒有覺得很訝異，心裡就是很平靜。
這時服務生把麵端到我面前，嗯，這碗麵的視覺還不錯，上面還灑了蔥花。
麵還可以，有Q度。
肉都是瘦的，筋也有彈性。
湯汁不會很濃，對我這個吃淡口味的人來說，它不算濃。
量算是小碗的。
但是，重點來了，我那時發覺，這碗麵的價錢居然是 ~~~~~ NT$ 160 ~~~~~!!!
碼的，還真的不便宜哩！
靠，難怪她要跟我推薦 "半筋半肉"。
最後，我把這碗全吃光了，把湯也喝個金光。
起身回家啦 ~
2008/05/11
2008/05/09
2008/05/08
螢火蟲
嗯，不錯的文章：
http://blog.udn.com/phlove
阻止民眾抓螢火蟲，反被毆打！
http://blog.udn.com/article/trackback.jsp?uid=phlove&aid=1832229
還有，
摘錄自 "阻止民眾抓螢火蟲，反被毆打！" 裡其中的一段：
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有一次，小姪兒拿籃球往我臉上正正砸上！把我的眼鏡框打歪，害我差點失明時，我嫂嫂卻只說：「不能拿球打人喔～」就繼續整理她的花圃，連嚴厲的責備一聲都沒有！反而還說：「我和你哥也常被他砸的流鼻血～」
Shit！
你愛被你兒子家暴是你心甘情願，可是你兒子學到的是什麼？是拿球砸大人是一件好玩的遊戲！
我把小姪兒揪過來，背著嫂嫂，狠狠往小姪兒的屁股用力扭了下去！然後在他耳朵邊非常嚴厲地威脅：「你敢再拿球砸人，我打死你！」
撿起我剛配的新眼鏡，我甩頭就走！毫不客氣！小姪兒想哭，卻不知道找誰投訴，拿著球追著我跑又想砸我！我狠狠瞪著他，搶過球給他丟的遠遠的～～當小姪兒像小狗一樣去追球時，我已經酸的遠遠的了～～
很卒仔的貓小瑛。總是發狠後，趕緊落跑～～
不過，從那次之後，小姪兒對我反而畢恭畢敬，甚至還特意來討好我。我卻不太甩他。因為我完全把小孩子當大人來看待，不會特意哄、特地寵、特地疼。
瞭解我的朋友都說，如果以後我生了小孩的話，一定會把小孩關在狗籠裡，然後把動物放在田野裡到處亂跑！
沒錯！小孩也是人，人心裡都有一個小惡魔！不好好教育怎行？！
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本人感想：
wooow ~~~
bravo ~~~
http://blog.udn.com/phlove
阻止民眾抓螢火蟲，反被毆打！
http://blog.udn.com/article/trackback.jsp?uid=phlove&aid=1832229
還有，
摘錄自 "阻止民眾抓螢火蟲，反被毆打！" 裡其中的一段：
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有一次，小姪兒拿籃球往我臉上正正砸上！把我的眼鏡框打歪，害我差點失明時，我嫂嫂卻只說：「不能拿球打人喔～」就繼續整理她的花圃，連嚴厲的責備一聲都沒有！反而還說：「我和你哥也常被他砸的流鼻血～」
Shit！
你愛被你兒子家暴是你心甘情願，可是你兒子學到的是什麼？是拿球砸大人是一件好玩的遊戲！
我把小姪兒揪過來，背著嫂嫂，狠狠往小姪兒的屁股用力扭了下去！然後在他耳朵邊非常嚴厲地威脅：「你敢再拿球砸人，我打死你！」
撿起我剛配的新眼鏡，我甩頭就走！毫不客氣！小姪兒想哭，卻不知道找誰投訴，拿著球追著我跑又想砸我！我狠狠瞪著他，搶過球給他丟的遠遠的～～當小姪兒像小狗一樣去追球時，我已經酸的遠遠的了～～
很卒仔的貓小瑛。總是發狠後，趕緊落跑～～
不過，從那次之後，小姪兒對我反而畢恭畢敬，甚至還特意來討好我。我卻不太甩他。因為我完全把小孩子當大人來看待，不會特意哄、特地寵、特地疼。
瞭解我的朋友都說，如果以後我生了小孩的話，一定會把小孩關在狗籠裡，然後把動物放在田野裡到處亂跑！
沒錯！小孩也是人，人心裡都有一個小惡魔！不好好教育怎行？！
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本人感想：
wooow ~~~
bravo ~~~
2008/05/07
新的除濕機
下班回家時 Astro 的人打給我說他已經在樓下了，要等我換椅子。
我跟他們約七點以後，但是那個人說他六點就在樓下等了。
真是 ~~~ 我還能說甚麼呢？
進大樓的時候，我看到我訂的除濕機，管理員還問我說要不要順便拿上樓，我跟他說我等會下來拿。
這是我第一次買除濕機喔，而且是透過網購的。
上樓開門的時候，她樣以前一樣的衝出來，但是因為有 Astro 的人拿著新椅子，我沒讓她跑遠，我就順手把她抱了起來。
等到換好椅子，送那個人走後，我才把她放下。
之後我就去把書包放好，準備帶她到樓下去拿我的除濕機。
這時.....
我發現.....
沙發上怎麼有一塊濕濕的！
靠近一看，我知道..... 她又在沙發上尿尿了 ~~~~~
怎麼回這樣呢 ~~~~~
會不會是因為我今天在公司抱小狗的味道被她聞到了呢？
還是因為我回家的時候只顧著跟 Astro 的人講話而沒有親她？
所以她生氣了？
sigh ...
結果，生為老爸的我，只好邊念她，邊善後了。
拿著濕布，一直擦，然後用吹風機吹乾。
善後的時候，她一直在旁邊觀看，而我則一直跟她說教。
真是累呀。
後來晚上加完油回來 (當然有戴她啦)，我準備要拆開除濕機的盒子的時候，我發現她在冰箱的前面一直的在舔地上。
我再仔細的看了看，發現....
冰箱前面的地上怎麼有一攤淡橘乳白色的液體？
她還一直舔得津津有味的。
我急忙的跑過去把冰箱打開，發現原來是大瓶飲樂多沒有蓋好，而且又是躺著放，結果漏了冰箱下面都是。
我一邊把她趕開，一邊趕快拿布擦。
後來我發覺範圍實在是太大，需要把旁邊的櫃子也移開才能好好的擦乾淨。
所以我把她先抱上樓去，把柵欄圍起來，跟她說等我擦來後再放她下來。
然後我就開始漫長的善後過程，這段期間，她不停的哀哀叫 ~~~~
我擦完地上，擦完冰箱，最後用樟腦油把周圍都再擦了一便，防止螞蟻的侵襲。
在擦的時候，我發現冰箱下有好多水果讀卡，還居然有家裡熨斗的說明書。
真是 ~~~~
(題外話... 小孩真的要看緊，不然他們會做另你想不到的事。而且他們的破壞力超強，又處於好奇的階段，所以大人們在這個階段需要花更多的心思來看管他們。)
還好沒有重要的信件被丟在冰箱底下。
anyways.
之後我就上樓準備把她放下來。
我順勢的查看樓上茶几下的地毯.....
果然不出我所料，她又再那個地毯上尿尿了。
我知道這次的原因.... 因為我不讓她喝好喝的多多，還把她抱上樓。
她又生我的氣了。
我之後就罵她，說她怎麼可以亂尿尿。
她也知道闖禍了，一直跑著讓我追。
真是個鬼靈精 ~~
忙碌的一天。
睡前把新的除濕機給裝上，讓它在一樓開一整晚，我跟她則睡一樓的沙發上，因為我想以防萬一，怕除濕機會在半夜故障。
早上醒來，我檢查水箱，嗯，有水耶，哈哈哈，除濕機通過第一晚的測試。
Panasonic ~~~ Yeah..
More testing to come later. :) haha
我跟他們約七點以後，但是那個人說他六點就在樓下等了。
真是 ~~~ 我還能說甚麼呢？
進大樓的時候，我看到我訂的除濕機，管理員還問我說要不要順便拿上樓，我跟他說我等會下來拿。
這是我第一次買除濕機喔，而且是透過網購的。
上樓開門的時候，她樣以前一樣的衝出來，但是因為有 Astro 的人拿著新椅子，我沒讓她跑遠，我就順手把她抱了起來。
等到換好椅子，送那個人走後，我才把她放下。
之後我就去把書包放好，準備帶她到樓下去拿我的除濕機。
這時.....
我發現.....
沙發上怎麼有一塊濕濕的！
靠近一看，我知道..... 她又在沙發上尿尿了 ~~~~~
怎麼回這樣呢 ~~~~~
會不會是因為我今天在公司抱小狗的味道被她聞到了呢？
還是因為我回家的時候只顧著跟 Astro 的人講話而沒有親她？
所以她生氣了？
sigh ...
結果，生為老爸的我，只好邊念她，邊善後了。
拿著濕布，一直擦，然後用吹風機吹乾。
善後的時候，她一直在旁邊觀看，而我則一直跟她說教。
真是累呀。
後來晚上加完油回來 (當然有戴她啦)，我準備要拆開除濕機的盒子的時候，我發現她在冰箱的前面一直的在舔地上。
我再仔細的看了看，發現....
冰箱前面的地上怎麼有一攤淡橘乳白色的液體？
她還一直舔得津津有味的。
我急忙的跑過去把冰箱打開，發現原來是大瓶飲樂多沒有蓋好，而且又是躺著放，結果漏了冰箱下面都是。
我一邊把她趕開，一邊趕快拿布擦。
後來我發覺範圍實在是太大，需要把旁邊的櫃子也移開才能好好的擦乾淨。
所以我把她先抱上樓去，把柵欄圍起來，跟她說等我擦來後再放她下來。
然後我就開始漫長的善後過程，這段期間，她不停的哀哀叫 ~~~~
我擦完地上，擦完冰箱，最後用樟腦油把周圍都再擦了一便，防止螞蟻的侵襲。
在擦的時候，我發現冰箱下有好多水果讀卡，還居然有家裡熨斗的說明書。
真是 ~~~~
(題外話... 小孩真的要看緊，不然他們會做另你想不到的事。而且他們的破壞力超強，又處於好奇的階段，所以大人們在這個階段需要花更多的心思來看管他們。)
還好沒有重要的信件被丟在冰箱底下。
anyways.
之後我就上樓準備把她放下來。
我順勢的查看樓上茶几下的地毯.....
果然不出我所料，她又再那個地毯上尿尿了。
我知道這次的原因.... 因為我不讓她喝好喝的多多，還把她抱上樓。
她又生我的氣了。
我之後就罵她，說她怎麼可以亂尿尿。
她也知道闖禍了，一直跑著讓我追。
真是個鬼靈精 ~~
忙碌的一天。
睡前把新的除濕機給裝上，讓它在一樓開一整晚，我跟她則睡一樓的沙發上，因為我想以防萬一，怕除濕機會在半夜故障。
早上醒來，我檢查水箱，嗯，有水耶，哈哈哈，除濕機通過第一晚的測試。
Panasonic ~~~ Yeah..
More testing to come later. :) haha
2008/05/06
2008/05/03
Today is an interesting day.
I woke up, fed pets, ate breakfast, started studying for my French final exam while waiting for the repair guy to come to inspect my newly purchased chair which had a tilted arm.
He came around 10:30 am. He tried to rescrew the chair but it didn't fix the problem. He said that it might be that when the worker drilled the hole, he mis-aligned. He said he will talk to his supervisor and let me know the results. He then left.
Crap, I spend almost 10k NTD and I got a chair with a tilted arm? No way Jose, you guys will either fix or get me another new chair. I am trying to support Taiwanese made goods, and this is what you guys offered me? You guys are still using man power to screw things? No machine was used to drill holes and screw things? Gee, this is when you really need to learn from the Japanese. Quality is built into the process, not thru inspection. Poor QA for you guys, Astro.
Also, I thought Hola carries high-quality goods. Again, it seems to me that none of you guys put passion into your work. Astro, I phoned 3 times to confirm the date with your repair guy.
Crap.
Later, I heard people shouting down on the street. I looked down the window and saw a man (muscular) hitting another man (regular thin guy). That skinny guy's moto helmet flew onto the street. He didn't fight back. People were trying to stop them and that macho seemed really mad. That macho man's wife was pushing him back, trying to calm him down.
The police came within minutes. Both parties were explaining things. Looked like that macho man's wife was injured (somehow). The police (3 guys) were dealing with the issue for half an hour. Finally, both parties shook hands and left.
What the hell. 30 minutes ago, that macho guy was beating up the skinny guy like crazy and now they shook hands?? I just don't get this.
Why beating up other people when you can resolve things in a peaceful way? To me, that macho guy is an animal, mother fucker, trying to resolve things in a violent way, just like "the land of free" people, fucking no brainer, you are lucky to have a nice wife, who knows that beating up that skinny guy won't solve a thing. She was also trying to calm her two young children down too.
Animal mother fucker. I wasted 30 min just standing at the window looking at you guys. hahaha.
Well, time to go to the French class.
I gave her a small bone-shape cookie before I left. She got smart now and she held the cookie in her mouth and rushed out of the room when I opened the door. I had to lured her back again and again.
The teacher gave us 30 min to study before the exam. I studied what I could, knowing that I was going to fail for sure.
The exam was short and simple. But I think I failed. During this entire level 3 semester, I spent most of the time taking other classes and reading PMP materials.
We quickly discussed the answers after the exam and he dismissed the class.
That was it for me.
The French lesson at 師大.
It's been a year since I started taking the French lesson (from lvl 1).
I really enjoyed the class, especially the instructor, ShaoBingBing.
I love listening to his life experiences.... They are priceless. I actually enjoyed more of his stories than the course itself.
He was a good teacher, a chubby, wise master. What a 智者.
Farewell, ShaoBingBing, it's been a pleasure and an honour to take your class.
I am sorry that I didn't do most of the homework and didn't dare to speak up during the class.
But believe me, I really enjoyed the class.
And, don't forget, I did learn some French from you.
Farewell, my teacher.
下午回家前去華南領錢，我旁邊ATM有兩位幧上海口音的中年婦女在那裏不知在講甚麼，好像是她們那台不能領錢的樣子。
我那時正在領錢，她兩位娘們突然走到我旁邊，好像要等我用完ATM。
可是，碼的，她們靠的超級近的，那個距離可以直接的看到我在按密碼，我當下就用我的錢包檔的密碼鍵，不讓她們看。
當我在等錢吐出來的時候，其中一位娘們，居然大辣辣的，毫不介意的，大大的吐了一口痰~~~~
雞巴耶，那邊是密閉的空間耶，她就吐在ATM的前面，幹~~~~~
甚麼跟甚麼嘛~~~~~~~~~~~~~
你們倆娘們把這裡當成甚麼啦，幹~~~~~~~~
簡直是沒水準到了 "G" 點了~~~~~~~~~
滾回你們那邊去吐痰~~~~~~~
FUCKing low-class bitches~~~~~~~~~~
算了。
anyways...
At night, I went to EZ Travel to pay for the HK ticket. As I was waiting for them to process my payment, I noticed that a man was yelling at his wife in front of the store. He looked really mad and his wife didn't say a thing.
Man, I was wondering what made him so mad that he had to yell at his wife at the intersection in public. Everyone was looking at them. That guy later took off and left his wife behind. He was dragging a baggage with him.
What the hell.
What a day.
Full of craps.
Real craps.
He came around 10:30 am. He tried to rescrew the chair but it didn't fix the problem. He said that it might be that when the worker drilled the hole, he mis-aligned. He said he will talk to his supervisor and let me know the results. He then left.
Crap, I spend almost 10k NTD and I got a chair with a tilted arm? No way Jose, you guys will either fix or get me another new chair. I am trying to support Taiwanese made goods, and this is what you guys offered me? You guys are still using man power to screw things? No machine was used to drill holes and screw things? Gee, this is when you really need to learn from the Japanese. Quality is built into the process, not thru inspection. Poor QA for you guys, Astro.
Also, I thought Hola carries high-quality goods. Again, it seems to me that none of you guys put passion into your work. Astro, I phoned 3 times to confirm the date with your repair guy.
Crap.
Later, I heard people shouting down on the street. I looked down the window and saw a man (muscular) hitting another man (regular thin guy). That skinny guy's moto helmet flew onto the street. He didn't fight back. People were trying to stop them and that macho seemed really mad. That macho man's wife was pushing him back, trying to calm him down.
The police came within minutes. Both parties were explaining things. Looked like that macho man's wife was injured (somehow). The police (3 guys) were dealing with the issue for half an hour. Finally, both parties shook hands and left.
What the hell. 30 minutes ago, that macho guy was beating up the skinny guy like crazy and now they shook hands?? I just don't get this.
Why beating up other people when you can resolve things in a peaceful way? To me, that macho guy is an animal, mother fucker, trying to resolve things in a violent way, just like "the land of free" people, fucking no brainer, you are lucky to have a nice wife, who knows that beating up that skinny guy won't solve a thing. She was also trying to calm her two young children down too.
Animal mother fucker. I wasted 30 min just standing at the window looking at you guys. hahaha.
Well, time to go to the French class.
I gave her a small bone-shape cookie before I left. She got smart now and she held the cookie in her mouth and rushed out of the room when I opened the door. I had to lured her back again and again.
The teacher gave us 30 min to study before the exam. I studied what I could, knowing that I was going to fail for sure.
The exam was short and simple. But I think I failed. During this entire level 3 semester, I spent most of the time taking other classes and reading PMP materials.
We quickly discussed the answers after the exam and he dismissed the class.
That was it for me.
The French lesson at 師大.
It's been a year since I started taking the French lesson (from lvl 1).
I really enjoyed the class, especially the instructor, ShaoBingBing.
I love listening to his life experiences.... They are priceless. I actually enjoyed more of his stories than the course itself.
He was a good teacher, a chubby, wise master. What a 智者.
Farewell, ShaoBingBing, it's been a pleasure and an honour to take your class.
I am sorry that I didn't do most of the homework and didn't dare to speak up during the class.
But believe me, I really enjoyed the class.
And, don't forget, I did learn some French from you.
Farewell, my teacher.
下午回家前去華南領錢，我旁邊ATM有兩位幧上海口音的中年婦女在那裏不知在講甚麼，好像是她們那台不能領錢的樣子。
我那時正在領錢，她兩位娘們突然走到我旁邊，好像要等我用完ATM。
可是，碼的，她們靠的超級近的，那個距離可以直接的看到我在按密碼，我當下就用我的錢包檔的密碼鍵，不讓她們看。
當我在等錢吐出來的時候，其中一位娘們，居然大辣辣的，毫不介意的，大大的吐了一口痰~~~~
雞巴耶，那邊是密閉的空間耶，她就吐在ATM的前面，幹~~~~~
甚麼跟甚麼嘛~~~~~~~~~~~~~
你們倆娘們把這裡當成甚麼啦，幹~~~~~~~~
簡直是沒水準到了 "G" 點了~~~~~~~~~
滾回你們那邊去吐痰~~~~~~~
FUCKing low-class bitches~~~~~~~~~~
算了。
anyways...
At night, I went to EZ Travel to pay for the HK ticket. As I was waiting for them to process my payment, I noticed that a man was yelling at his wife in front of the store. He looked really mad and his wife didn't say a thing.
Man, I was wondering what made him so mad that he had to yell at his wife at the intersection in public. Everyone was looking at them. That guy later took off and left his wife behind. He was dragging a baggage with him.
What the hell.
What a day.
Full of craps.
Real craps.
after bath
傍晚去金吉利給她買一包雞肉乾。
晚上吃完飯後幫她洗澡。
然後味她吃蘋果果。
As I am writing my blog now, she is lying next to my feet, licking my feet, sniffing things, scratching her body, and changing position, from time to time.
She smells great after bath and her hair feels nice.
晚上吃完飯後幫她洗澡。
然後味她吃蘋果果。
As I am writing my blog now, she is lying next to my feet, licking my feet, sniffing things, scratching her body, and changing position, from time to time.
She smells great after bath and her hair feels nice.
2008/05/02
long day
I carried my regular computer bag on my back, and held an extra bag containing the PMP text books. I left home at 5:20 am to catch the shuttle bus at MRT Guting station.
Both bags were heavy. Stupid me, always carrying heavy stuff, I always felt like a soldier.
I was boring at work, no work to do at all, and I was reading FMS documents and yahoo finance news during the day.
I rushed to the class in Taipei after work to attend the review class.
Not many people participated, a few from the 43rd class, and 2 of us from the 44th class.
But, this is the main thing, I really think that the review class is helpful.
The instructor really knows the stuff. He helps us prepare the exam and gives us a pretty good guidelines. I found out that I am really not ready for the exam. I had to put more hard work into the preparation work.
I sure will attend the next review session.
Even though we didn't use the text books during the class, I still think it's worth it.
Carrying those heavy bags on my bag, I did not regret it.
What I learned and got from the class was much more valuable.
I got home around 9:30 pm. Before that, I bought myself a 芋圓六號 at the store across the street.
There was a bit of line up.
I tried to order a 芋圓紫米粥, but the clerk told me that they only offer that during the winter season. Crap, then why the heck did you still leave that item on the menu?
Well, I then noticed that there was a tiny little wording saying that "offered only during 冬季".
Man, the heck, to me, it's still not summer yet, and why the heck can't they make 芋圓紫米粥?
Then, when I first tried to order 芋圓六號, that clerk told me that I had to wait for half an hour because they just ran out of 粉葛. She said that I can replace it with something else. I then asked her what I could replace 粉葛, and she replied that I could replace it with anything.
What? anything? So, can I replace it with gold-plated pearls instead? Come on, please give me some choice. So, I then changed my mind and tried to order 芋圓二號. But all of a sudden, she told me that they just have more 粉葛 cooked, so they could give me 芋圓六號 again.
Crap, bad service. Typical 打工族, no passion involved.
Anyways...
After I got home, I prepared the dinner for the rabbits and the dog. I also ate my 芋圓六號. Well, this time, this 芋圓六號 sucks big time, light taste, nothing special.
After my meal, I just rinsed my mouth and slept at the sofa bed with my dog.
And again, I forgot to take bath. stinky me.
Haha, I was planning to study for my French lvl 3 final exam, but what the heck, I was just too tired and lazy.
I slept from 10:30 pm till 8:00 am the next morning.
Both bags were heavy. Stupid me, always carrying heavy stuff, I always felt like a soldier.
I was boring at work, no work to do at all, and I was reading FMS documents and yahoo finance news during the day.
I rushed to the class in Taipei after work to attend the review class.
Not many people participated, a few from the 43rd class, and 2 of us from the 44th class.
But, this is the main thing, I really think that the review class is helpful.
The instructor really knows the stuff. He helps us prepare the exam and gives us a pretty good guidelines. I found out that I am really not ready for the exam. I had to put more hard work into the preparation work.
I sure will attend the next review session.
Even though we didn't use the text books during the class, I still think it's worth it.
Carrying those heavy bags on my bag, I did not regret it.
What I learned and got from the class was much more valuable.
I got home around 9:30 pm. Before that, I bought myself a 芋圓六號 at the store across the street.
There was a bit of line up.
I tried to order a 芋圓紫米粥, but the clerk told me that they only offer that during the winter season. Crap, then why the heck did you still leave that item on the menu?
Well, I then noticed that there was a tiny little wording saying that "offered only during 冬季".
Man, the heck, to me, it's still not summer yet, and why the heck can't they make 芋圓紫米粥?
Then, when I first tried to order 芋圓六號, that clerk told me that I had to wait for half an hour because they just ran out of 粉葛. She said that I can replace it with something else. I then asked her what I could replace 粉葛, and she replied that I could replace it with anything.
What? anything? So, can I replace it with gold-plated pearls instead? Come on, please give me some choice. So, I then changed my mind and tried to order 芋圓二號. But all of a sudden, she told me that they just have more 粉葛 cooked, so they could give me 芋圓六號 again.
Crap, bad service. Typical 打工族, no passion involved.
Anyways...
After I got home, I prepared the dinner for the rabbits and the dog. I also ate my 芋圓六號. Well, this time, this 芋圓六號 sucks big time, light taste, nothing special.
After my meal, I just rinsed my mouth and slept at the sofa bed with my dog.
And again, I forgot to take bath. stinky me.
Haha, I was planning to study for my French lvl 3 final exam, but what the heck, I was just too tired and lazy.
I slept from 10:30 pm till 8:00 am the next morning.
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